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1. TEXT

D --> Everyone
D --> Listen to me at once
D --> This is very important
D --> I require a
D --> Gosh darn it
D --> Not again
D --> This is abso100tely absurd
D --> Ve%atious, even
D --> I need a piece of fabric used, as a r001, to absorb moisture
D --> Several actually
D --> Tell me where they are kept in this sch001 at once


2. ACTION

[ You are at a FAIRGROUND. This is apparently some kind of bizarre human enclosure in which wrigglers cavort to the merriment of other humans masquerading as TERRIFYING CLOWNS. You have found yourself in a queue at a TEST YOUR STRENGTH STAND. What will you do? ]

Date: 2012-03-12 10:54 pm (UTC)
princesspowerful: (botherbother)
From: [personal profile] princesspowerful
[Molly is standing behind him in line]

C'mon! Take the hammer already! I want it to be my turn!

Date: 2012-03-12 11:17 pm (UTC)
princesspowerful: (I pick things up)
From: [personal profile] princesspowerful
Okay! [Molly pushes him out of the way, she's surprisingly strong]

[She swings the hammer, the ball flies up, hit's the bell, knocks the bell off. The ball and the bell go flying into the air]


Yay! I win!

Re: 2/2

Date: 2012-03-12 11:31 pm (UTC)
princesspowerful: (who me?)
From: [personal profile] princesspowerful
Huh? I wasn't trained like that I'm just like this or something.

Date: 2012-03-12 10:59 pm (UTC)
jurisdiction: ({ ♎ } D1SGUST)
From: [personal profile] jurisdiction
3QU1US TH4TS GROSS
YOU 4R3 GROSS
1 C4N SM3LL YOU FROM H3R3
TH3 OV3RWH3LM1NG R33K OF S4LT 4ND 4ROUS4L
1TS D1SGUST1NG >:[

4NYW4YS
TH3 TOW3LS 4R3 PROB4BLY 1N TH3 SHOW3R ROOM
S3R1OUSLY D1D YOU 3V3N LOOK 4ROUND
jurisdiction: ({ ♎ } S4SSY H1PS)
From: [personal profile] jurisdiction
TOW3LS 4R3 1N TH3 SHOW3R ROOM
DUH

...

W41T
OH YOUR3 K1DD1NG M3
TH3 SCHOOL R34LLY TOOK TH4T FROM YOU

Date: 2012-03-12 11:23 pm (UTC)
jurisdiction: (welp)
From: [personal profile] jurisdiction
Y3P
YOUR SW34T 4BSORB1NG CLOTH
OR WH4T3V3R YOU C4LL3D 1T
YOU W1LL F1ND SOM3 1N TH3 SHOW3R ROOM

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Date: 2012-03-12 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] tipsygnostalgic
Do it do it do it.

[Hello, have Roxy poking you in the back trying to cajole Equius into picking up the hammer, like the little peer pressure inducing darling she is.]
From: [personal profile] tipsygnostalgic
Just whack the platform with the hammer Shaneigh-Qui-Qui!

[PEEEEEEEEEER PRESSURE.]
Edited Date: 2012-03-12 11:23 pm (UTC)

/eyebrow wiggle

Date: 2012-03-12 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] tipsygnostalgic
I said whack the platform with the hammer, chisel-abs.

Edited Date: 2012-03-12 11:28 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-03-12 11:10 pm (UTC)
mammalhats: (:33 < needs to get smaller coats)
From: [personal profile] mammalhats
:33 < *ac pads over carrying a beautyiffully soft towel in her mighty maw and desposits it into ct's lap*
:33 < :D

Date: 2012-03-12 11:24 pm (UTC)
mammalhats: (:33 < pawses to think..)
From: [personal profile] mammalhats
:33 < *ac tilts her head at ct!*
:33 < equius are you ok??
:33 < *she said*

Date: 2012-03-12 11:31 pm (UTC)
mammalhats: (:33 < *ac is not sure...*)
From: [personal profile] mammalhats
:33 < yes
:33 < its called a towel!
:33 < you use them all the time!!

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